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LIFE IS HARD ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE MONEY. WHAT ARE YOUR OPTIONS? GO PANHANDLE FOR MONEY OUTSIDE OF WALMART? BECOME A STRIPPER FOR THE EXTRA CASH FOR GROCERIES? NO! SAVE MONEY NOW BUYING THIS AND SELLING THE ONE THAT YOU GET FOR FREE! I USED TO HAVE TO WORK 49 HOURS A WEEK AND STILL DIDN'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO FEED MY FAMILY OF 4 AND NOW AFTER BUYING MULTIPLE PURCHASES OF THIS I WAS ABLE TO PURCHASE A 19000 SQ FT HOME AND I DON'T EVEN GO TO WORK!! THE HOUSE IS PAID IN FULL. THERE IS NO BACKGROUND CHECK NEEDED. WE TAKE YOUR CREDIT CARDS NO PROBLEM!

ITS TRUE! YOU CAN BUY THIS AND GET ONE FREE! TOO MANY THINGS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE NOW AND IF YOU CAN DO THAT THEN WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? EAT COOKIES? SHOP? WALK TO THE STORE?  NO WAY! NOTHING BETTER THEN THIS FREE DEAL. ONE POTATO TWO POTATO THREE POTATO FOUR FIVE POTATO SIX POTATO SEVEN POTATO MORE.  SHE WAS MY BLOSSOM SCOUT LEADER BACK IN WISCONSIN. NOW I AM SCOUT LEADER TO THE STARS. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.BUT YOU CAN'T KICK ME OUT OF THE BLOSSOMS! ZORA YOU ARE NO LONGER A BLOSSOM SCOUT. HEY SONNY ARE YOU OKAY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN USE A HUG. BUY A BOX OF COOKIES I WILL GIVE YOU ONE. ARE YOU STILL READING BONNY? I AM SLIGHTLY BORED AND WAITING FOR THE KIDS TO GO TO BED. FOR THE THIRD TIME WHAT WILL YOU DO? SONNY MONROE YOU WILL NEVER BE A BLOSSOM SCOUT!! PLEASE JUST FORGIVE ME ZORA.